OnlyinAmerica...canapizzagettoyourhousefasterthanan
ambulance...
ambulance...
OnlyinAmerica...dopeopleorderdoublecheeseburgers,alargefry,and
adietcoke...
OnlyinAmerica...dobanksleavebothdoorsopenandthenchainthepens
tothecounters...
OnlyinAmerica...doweleavecarsworththousandsofdollarsinthe
drivewayandleaveuselessthingsandjunkinboxesinthegarage...
OnlyinAmerica...doweuseansweringmachinestoscreencallsandthen
havecallwaitingsowewon'tmissacallfromsomeonewedidn'twantto
talktointhefirstplace...
OnlyinAmerica...dowebuyhotdogsinpackagesoftenandbunsin
packagesofeight...
OnlyinAmerica...doweusetheword"politics"todescribetheprocessso
well:"Poli"inlatinmeaning"many"and"tics"meaning"blood-suckingcreatures"...
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