Long and happy life

A salesman was passing through a small town
when he saw an old man sitting in a rocking chair
on the porch of his house.
The little old man looked so contented that the
salesman couldn't resist going over and talking to him.
"You look as if you don't care about the world,"
"What is your secret for a long and happy life?"
"Well," replied the old man, "I smoke six packs of
cigarettes a day, I drink a bottle of wine every four
hours and six cases of beer a week.
I never wash and I go out every night."
"My goodness," exclaimed the salesman,
"that's just great! How old are you, sir?"
"Twenty-nine," was the reply.


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